Migrasi Windows-Linux

Terlalu serius menggunakan Linux ? Oh, tak masalah. Pengguna Linux memang tipe Geek yang bisa berkamikaze melakukan proyek “ngoprek” 2 hari 2 malam tanpa beranjak dari ruangan tempat ngoprek (Hei man, ini tahun 2008. Ada banyak cara untuk phone order ). Meski demikian, pengguna Linux juga terkenal flamboyan dalam arti bahwa dia bisa terlihat serius tapi sebenarnya menyimpan potensi sebagai pelawak kelas berat.

Ada sebuah proyek wiki yang diciptakan untuk menampung luapan humor yang kebanyakan sarkasme ini. Mari kita lihat satu persatu.

Tentang Richard Stallman :

Richard Malodorous Stallman (also known as “rms“, “GNU/Stallman“, and sometimes Karl Marx) is the author and most prominent proponent of the Grand Unified Theory of Free & Accessible Technology (GUTFAT), and the founder of the GNU. GNU is a clever and descriptive but decidedly non-recursive acronym standing for Generally Not Used.

Essentially, rms’s theory states that it is more important for software to be free than to be usable. In later years he became the spokesperson for other freedom movements including free love, free Tibet, and free Whopper® with the purchase of a Whopper Ultra Value Meal®—for a limited time only, prices and participation may vary.

Tentang Linus Torvalds :

“I worked very hard on creating a name that would appeal to the majority of people, and it certainly paid off: thousands of people are using Linus ...er, Linux just to be able to say 'Windows? Hah. I've got Linus!' Uhm, Linux.”

~ Linus Torvalds on Linus Linux

A self-appointed leader, Torvalds publicly refers to himself as a benevolent dictator who will abdicate “the day people think Linux would be better served by somebody else”. However, it is common knowledge that he left the severed head of a carrot in the bed of the last person who dared challenge him for authority.

Tentang Fedora :

Lin Fedora a.k.a. Linny Free first came to the attention of the Bureau on September 22, 2003, when covert audio/video surveillance observed a violent coup on the premises of his former associate, suspected drug lord and whoremonger Dwayne Dibley a.k.a. Red Hat. Reception was garbled and obscured by property damage and gunfire, but we were able to surmise that Dibley (or one of his operatives) attempted a hit on Fedora, ostensibly to prevent any further threat or encroachment on his enterprise.

Tentang openSUSE :

Before there was openSUSE there was SuSE Linux and before that there was S.u.S.E. . the name has changed over the years mainly because of threats from Linus Torvalds that if the name was not changed he would send tux out to kill the SuSE chameleon. There is currently a movement by Richard M. Stallman to force openSUSE to rename itself again to: GNU/openRichardStallmanisGod.

Tentang Ubuntu :

Lihat lucu-lucuan nama Ubuntu disini. Beberapa diantaranya…

• Hardy Hardon
• Horny Hedgehog
• Hungry Hippo
• Insipid Ibex
• Jabbering Jabberwock (The official Long Term Nonsense Release, Canonical will support it through backports indefinitely)

Jangan coba-coba install Gentoo :

Bagaimana dengan sahabat terbaik Linux, Microsoft ?

Mungkin sudah sangat terbiasa dengan “Press Any Key” tapi anda tidak menemukan tombol “Any” di keyboard ? Kalau gitu ganti Keyboard anda dengan keyboard terbaru yang sudah memuat tombol “Any” sehingga tidak perlu bingung lagi dilain waktu

Bagaimana dengan Iklan hasil edit sotosop ?

Atau feature paling terkenal, BSOD (Blue Screen of Death)

Tapi sekarang sudah banyak perbaikan. BSOD itu sudah masa lalu. Sekarang security Windows pun sudah lebih mantap.

Silakan merujuk ke halaman wiki lucu-lucuan disini.

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